It's late, but it's here.
Subject: Corn-on-the-cob
Question: Horizontal or vertical?
Note: Please, just answer the question. No deviations, equivocation or philosophical conditional explanations.
Thank you for your cooperation. There will be no prizes. A little fame maybe but no glory.
Results of last month's poll: Blueberries or peaches? Blueberries 11, Peaches 0, deviations, don't ask